I don't need to make sense of it, it makes hilarious sense! It's the watermelons next, you know (so many watermelons...why?!?).

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"One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!" -- Two-Face, Batman Forever

... Yeah, I dun get it. ^^

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Now you sashimi, now you don't!

If snake was an orange, eating him would probably be deadly and hazardous to your health, though any juice made from his pulpy insides would be so hard (like liquor, not like a quality of matter) that it would get you more knocked out than a pan-galactic gargle blaster.

Also, orange ops? -snickerfit- I feel like that needs to become a club or an organization or something. Everyone looking like a hardened assassin but dressed up in cheerful bright orange... maybe something along the lines of the orange county liberation front from venture bros.? Where the leader has a helmet shaped like an orange and they use orange halves to knock people out, covering their faces with them like chloroform.

...sorry, I'm kind of sleep deprived, but this really made my day. I'm still giggling

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~Org-HikagetoOkage #8 Anxelis, The Intimidating Brawler

*Org-infinity #294 Evonexus, The Unstable Safeguard

~PendeoClub Tally, addicted to reading

Snakes.

I hate snakes.

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NO MAGIC.

THE BEES, THEY'RE TERRIFYING

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IANJAY.net
WHAT THE HELL DID U SAY THAT FOR? THAT PRETTY ANNOYING U KNOW -.-
(or was u joking?)

Brilliant.

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"We do think in language, and so the quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language" -George Carlin

"I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions." -George Carlin

Bahahahahaha.
SILLY TERRORISTS.
Man, I really need to finish playing this series.

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Whee!

Haha, very nice

Okay, I can't even remember the last time I laughed so hard! METAL GEEEEAR GENIUS

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This is meant to confuse you.